Wednesday, March 11, 2009

And now...


...punchlines from The Joker's Joke Book:

The electric chair!
Because Washington had been dead for years!
A library cod!
Vegetable...he's a human bean!
A magnetic banana!
He covered it with chilly-beans!
At the villain station!
Because ones a lunatic and the other's a lunar-tick!

And the coup de grace...

Lepre-corn!


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