"Have you heard the one about woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? [senile chuckle] When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"
[crickets]
If you're going to offend an entire crowd of potential supporters with a joke, at least make it funny -- remember the one you told back at GOP fund raiser in 1998?
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno!"
The joke was actually a dig at Hillary Clinton for being a lesbian (a popular rumor to spread about any woman in a power position) and the fact he made it 10 years ago is the only thing that makes think the story of this new joke (via HuffPo) is true.
I can't wait until it gets closer to the election and he busts out his A material...

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